Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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