i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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