its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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