i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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