Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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