I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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