Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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