I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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