Soap is not a condiment
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We are two peas in an std pod
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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