We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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