glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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