I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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