we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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