You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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