Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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