I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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