I want to stick my p in your. b.
only if we run a train.
done.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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