You surviving the open bar?
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You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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