Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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