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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm like, not good at living.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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