new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize