mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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