What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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