I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
