Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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