the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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