Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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