If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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