have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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