Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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