I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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