I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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