Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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