so explain again why im purple
no
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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