i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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