Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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