David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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