honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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