absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
never play flip cup with pint glasses
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Floor bacon is actually really good
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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