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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.

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  And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.

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  The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

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• (323): View more from California

  Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.

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• (650): View more from California

  It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk

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• (760): View more from California

  Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband

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  God bless him

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• (516): View more from New York

  Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud

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