i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You left your phone here
Wait...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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