We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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