i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize