arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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