But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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