Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
