they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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