I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
did you just send me my own nude
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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