he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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