using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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