I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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